All objects left unattended will be destroyed immediately and without notice by the security authorities.

I'd like to point you to some web pages which explain why the web sucks, that javascript sucks, and that Microsoft sucks.

I've started a list of some fun programming problems.

The story of stuff

All chain letters are bad. Don't pass them on. Copy protection is bad, and the term "intellectual property" is a destructive term.

And watch out for the latest bad virus.

Some unix hacker tips for Mac OS X

Not to mention:

• the real virus problem
• against software patents (note sentence "In ten years, programmers will have no choice but to march on blindly and hope they are lucky." -- it's now ten years later, and this is indeed the case)
• Who's a pirate?
• watch what you say
• internet shoplifting network
• infinity
• violence is not the answer
• SUVs are big and bad.

No better than my old Apple II:

Finally, the tranya:

• some old stuff about sendmail
• some old stuff about ntp
• out-of-date comp.security.unix/misc very frequently asked questions
• some other technical information, maybe
• alt.sysadmin.recovery frequently-asked questions

Stupid trivia section

I was interested to read about meat recovery systems.