All objects left unattended will be destroyed immediately and without notice by the security authorities.

I'd like to point you to some web pages which explain why the web sucks, that javascript sucks, and that Microsoft sucks.

All chain letters are bad. Don't pass them on. Copy protection is bad, and the term "intellectual property" is a destructive term.

And watch out for the latest bad virus.

Not to mention:

• the real virus problem
• "bad geeks"
• against software patents (note sentence "In ten years, programmers will have no choice but to march on blindly and hope they are lucky." -- it's now ten years later, and this is indeed the case)
• Cons, Scams and Unethical Sales Techniques
• Privacy Now!
• watch what you say
• internet shoplifting network
• infinity
• violence is not the answer
• SUVs are big and bad.

No better than my old Apple II:

Finally, the tranya:

• sendmail (various notes on versions, how to build 8.9.3 on irix, somewhat disorganized but getting there, work in progress, not that there will necessarily actually be any future work on this (and it becomes decreasingly likely as the years start to go by))
• ntp (quick start advice, precompiled binaries for a few platforms, similarly aging)
• out-of-date comp.security.unix/misc very frequently asked questions
• some other technical information, maybe
• alt.sysadmin.recovery frequently-asked questions

Stupid trivia section

I was interested to read about meat recovery systems.